Text 19 Apr 102,951 notes

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

Video 5 Apr 7,537 notes

ratsoff:

This is art.

This.

(Source: hysteria)

Video 1 Apr 142,797 notes

femmadilemma:

just watch it

HOW IS THIS A THING
THIS THING
THS THIIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGUH

(Source: epic-vines)

Text 27 Mar 1,228 notes

jelllypop asked: What is your response to the people who say shit like "why didn't the eagles just fly them there in the first place LOL" ?

zohbugg:

There are two reasons.

The first reason can simply be explained with this awesome shot of Mordor:

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You know what that shit is? That’s at least 3 Nazgul riding Fell Beasts, and the ENTIRE FUCKING ARMOR OF MORDOR. 

Yeah no big deal, just fly in and somehow manage to get past ALL THAT SHIT? Hell no. Sauron would have fucked that shit up so hard.

The only reason the Eagles were able to save Frodo and Sam, was because everyone fucking died. The army was either,

A: At the Black Gate thanks to Aragorn, or

B: ALREADY LYING FUCKING DEAD ON PELENNOR FIELDS.

After the destruction of the Ring, Mordor went fucking belly up, and fucking killed EVEN MORE MINIONS OF SAURON. That’s the only reason the way was clear enough for the Eagles. Because everything fucking blew up and everyone DIED.

And the second reason is that the Eagles literally don’t answer to NOBODY. They don’t have to do shit they don’t want to.

Look at the Ents. Even Treebeard at first is like “yo this shit ain’t our problem.” That’s how the Eagles feel. They were created by mothafuckin Manwe. MANWE. They are basically super awesome demigods that don’t have to do shit that anyone tells them to. They just don’t think that shit is their problem.

They had to deal with Melkor’s bullshit back in the first age already! They already had to save Middle Earth once. And all they want to do is live their happy super awesome Eagle lives without Morgoth or his stupid fucking fanboy Sauron CONSTANTLY FUCKING SHIT UP.

The only reason they go to save Frodo is probably because their homeboy Gandalf asked them too, because oh yeah he’s also totally a Maiar spirit sent to CONSTANTLY DEAL WITH MELKOR AND SAURONS BULLSHIT. The Eagles and Gandalf probably have some sort of IOU system going okay? They already saved his ass from Isengard. AND BEFORE THAT THEY SAVED HIS ASS, AND A BUNCH OF DAMN DWARVES.

Peter Jackson says it all in the DVD commentary. The Eagles are not Middle Earth’s taxi system. They are fuckin awesome giant eagle demigods and they don’t have time for your bullshit. 

MIC DROP

I love this.

Photo 9 Mar 3,847 notes rhiannon42:

Captain Kelly Sue speaks for us all, I think.


Yes please

rhiannon42:

Captain Kelly Sue speaks for us all, I think.

Yes please

Video 28 Feb 685,851 notes

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

lacigreen:

snarkenstone:

On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.

From the Mouths of Rapist: The Lyrics to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

i think this is the most powerful photoset i’ve ever seen on tumblr.

Reblogging until you understand why this song is so vile

Reblogging because f*ck blurred lines

Video 27 Feb 137,534 notes

lacigreen:

edonaghey:

"There is a fundamental concern that the content of such magazines normalises the treatment of women as sexual objects. We are not killjoys or prudes who think that there should be no sexual information and media for young people. But are teenage boys and young men best prepared for fulfilling love and sex when they normalise views about women that are disturbingly close to those mirrored in the language of sexual offenders?" -Dr. Peter Hegarty

Could you tell the difference?

  1. Rapist
  2. Rapist
  3. Lad Mag
  4. Lad Mag
  5. Rapist
  6. Lad Mag
  7. Rapist
  8. Lad Mag
  9. Rapist
  10. Lad Mag
  11. Rapist
  12. Lad Mag
  13. Rapist
  14. Rapist
  15. Lad Mag
  16. Lad Mag

…..wow

Oh. Well. There’s that.

via Sex+.
Photo 26 Feb 59,600 notes canissiriusmajor:

we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool


Yet another reason to love Adventure Time.

canissiriusmajor:

we went to the science museum in London yesterday and there’s a floor titled “who am I?” and they had a really cool section on sex and gender and BMO from adventure time was in one of the displays which I thought was p cool

Yet another reason to love Adventure Time.

Video 13 Feb 1,333,750 notes

ryanhatesthis:

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

This is the best thing that ever best.

Photo 12 Jan 2 notes Need to change your gender?

Need to change your gender?

Photo 10 Jan 1 note It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

Photo 8 Jan 1 note This is how I talk to my mom. She will probably never talk to me again.

This is how I talk to my mom. She will probably never talk to me again.

Photo 5 Jan Pile O Pigs!!!!!

Pile O Pigs!!!!!

Photo 5 Jan Reported my portal problem. Thanks Instagram!

Reported my portal problem. Thanks Instagram!

Photo 5 Jan …WHO IS IAN-PLANT AND WHY ARE THEY INSIDE OF MY HEAD/PHONE.

…WHO IS IAN-PLANT AND WHY ARE THEY INSIDE OF MY HEAD/PHONE.


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