Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process
Titled: Brace for It.
Oh my dog. I would watch/read/live this.
so i got some amazing presents but one of the best ones was -
cause if you don’t think i’m going to be drinking out of han’s crotch for the foreseeable future then i don’t think u know me very well.
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
jesus, i swear to your dad, you better drop that attitude
I have bronchitis. Thanks to the ACA, I was able to get medicine for $0. #ThanksObama
that came from taxes I paid.
Well, let my know how much I owe you and I’ll drop a few pennies in the mail. War comes from taxes you paid, and I personally dislike the amount I pay going for that… Maybe we should check “yes” or “no” on our 1040 forms this year for allocation of tax dollars.
I’m sorry you think I’m lying, but I’m not. I qualified for the Medicaid expansion under the ACA, which is partially funded through taxpayer revenue. I don’t think the IRS mailed you a letter saying, “Nah nah nah nah naaaaaaah! This year’s tax dollars went to pay for medicine for poor people mwahahaha!” Who knows? Maybe YOUR portion of tax dollars went to a Hellfire missile that took out a village in Afghanistan. Ooh, how exciting for you!
Comfort yourself with that thought as I use my inhaler, which I would not have been able to afford without the ACA.
what the fuck is wrong with Americans who aren’t on board with free healthcare. I’m Canadian and I don’t care that I pay extra taxes so a little boy in Alberta can have open heart surgery, or an elderly man in Nova Scotia can get the heart medication he desperately needs. It’s called taking care of your people. I’m glad I pay so that people can have a good quality of life. It’s called being a decent fucking human being.
i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself
she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start
three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress
"There was a FISH…in the PERCOLATOR…and it came BACK TO ME!"
Lew Zealand—you know, that Muppet who throws boomerang fish—cast as Pete Martell from the television series Twin Peaks.
You know what, come to think of it, Jack Nance was sort of Muppet-y already…
(Twin Peaks Muppets, installment#10)
Anonymous said: Does it even matter what people are saying about dashcon? Really though, who cares?
One member of upper management had their number leaked and started receiving harassing calls and death threats at all hours of the night. That’s why it matters. That’s why I care.
I think Dashcon was a huge and utter disaster— but nothing, I repeat, NOTHING, warrants shitty behavior like that. Tumblr, get your shit together and stop harassing people. Just stop. This is uncalled for. This is a human being that you are scarring for life. I think the geekiary post is enough scarring for one lifetime, let’s not add death threats at 2am to the list.
Shakespearean insults, with cats.
7 more here.
I did not realize how very perfect cats were at delivering Shakespeare’s insults until now.
I want to get people into Welcome to Night Vale, but it’s so hard to sell like “hey if you like gay radio show hosts and totalitarian goverents and clouds that drop dead animals on small desert towns then boy do I have a show for you”
So here’s some pics of my Man in the Tan Jacket cosplay from Colossal con. Its still sort of a WIP, I need to add the flies all over the jacket still and fix some other small things.
Oh and I had speakers in the suit case so it had the flies buzzing inside it. Creeped some people out. :D
The pin on my lapel says ‘nightvale fly salesman’